Rick Perry Is Treasonous for Endorsing Veggie Corndogs

Look at this! Rick Perry walks right past a vegetarian corndog stand in Iowa and DOES NOT YELL AT THEM FOR NOT LOVING AMERICA by bastardizing the hot dog. WHAT TREASON!!!

Do you think I'm being extreme? I don't. I think I'm being about as reasonable and presidential sounding as Rick "D Average" Perry. This man scares the shaboobie out of me. Especially since it seems like lots of people like him. How is this possible?