Onion Celebrates Poets

From the Onion: "Jim Morrison Foundation Awards $50,000 Grant To Little Shit Who Thinks He's A Poet"


In Jerome's verse, all of which seems to be about Jerome himself as he struggles with the burden of approaching the edge of prophecy and daring to peek over, we hear echoes of the Lizard King himself," read a press release from the foundation, which has given annual grants to brooding, solipsistic pukes since 1983.
God I love the Onion.