AND I DON'T LIVE THERE BUT MY MOTHER DOES! BUTTERS!!!!!!!
Really, Mother can be so cruel sometimes. She just sent me this email, "Look what we could be doing if you lived down here:"
The Jane Austen Festival sponsored by the Jane Austen Society of Louisiana.
Man, they really do have a festival for EVERYTHING in that city, I tell you. My sister's there right now, just in time for St Patrick's Day even. Grr...grrr...
Anyway, at least I have my new book, "Only a Novel" to read. That will tide me over, I suppose.